After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Postcard sized advertisements stapled and stuffed into magazines Has been around since 1986 , and Jason Newstead was their original bassist, which you all may know to have joined Metallica. Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it. see jetsam Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance. 95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense. Flotzilla is a "monster" created by the band Flotsam And Jetsam. flotsam and jetsam unknown One of the most underrated Metal bands. A hippie that has no real opinion. Flotzilla is supposed to kick devil's ass (and doin' it on the first album cover Doomsday For The Deceiver). They only copy other hippies' opinions. It was invented to protect the band from "satanic cult" accusations. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam." One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned.