The sight of Bright holds no fright for Wright. While others are talking about giving 110%, 120%, heck, even 150%, Frank is talking about how the NFL is a weekly nuclear holocaust. No. "Yeah, pretty sure that subject was partying. Sitting on a fence, stretching down to keep not one, but two ears on the ground at the same time – marvelous.“Anytime Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”Sometimes, sports can be confusing with all the rules and scoring methods. I’m the father of five or six kids.”Retired baseball player Tito Fuentes played from 1965 to 1978. "Everyone talks about how classless I am, but I guess Fatso there just forgot to shake my hand." Puerto Rico, anyone?Former University of Houston coach John Jenkins was a man's man and he wanted Polk and his other players to feel like equals.Men and earrings don't normally go together, but then again, Polk probably bedazzled his cup.“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”Isn't this true for all teams, all the time? He really wasn't thinking, because most people don't imply sexual misconduct this strongly. Clearly, Shackleford couldn’t give his best on the court because he was always tired from living his secret life as Aquaman. But let’s pretend we don’t and ask the question, “What did they use before, then?”Owen’s description of Manchester United’s Anthony Martial, while donning the red kit of Manchester United, was quite rightly playing football at the time. To say the Australian, nicknamed The Shark, doesn’t get family lineage and titles would be spot on. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Clearly, he thought the reporter said "versatile." However, every once in a while we, the sports fans, get a real gem that either puts on the floor in fits of laughter or leaves us open-mouthed, shaking our head in disbelief.The following list looks at some of these moments by assessing 25 of the most ridiculous and funny statements made by pro-athletes and commentators over the past few decades. The most famous superstar of all, David Beckham, has quoted quite a few funny things.
"The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. Second, when trying your hand at politics, know your audience. He has batted in nearly 2000 runs*, has nearly 3000 hits*, and over 650 homeruns.
"Pull a Montreal Expos and start playing a large number of games at a neutral site. It’d be an understatement to say he was a very good baseball player even if he was caught up in a steroid/HGH scandal.
Good thing we have former player, manager and current analyst Doug Collins to help us make sense of the crazy world of NBA scoring and winning.
Also, the last time we checked they don’t hand out Vince Lombardi Trophies to the survivors of nuclear wars.“I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.”Sherman Douglas was a point guard who played in the NBA from 1989 to 2001 with the Miami Heat, Boston Celtics, Milwaukee Bucks, New Jersey Nets and Los Angeles Clippers. Fans of the clubs he played for are generally grateful for his contribution. Thankfully A-Rod clears up that therapy is, in fact, therapeutic. - ABC commentator.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. Tim Sylvia might not be Homer Simpson, but his quote does make us chuckle. "I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia.